"I’m one of the guys that likes to scare the living crap out of kids. There is not many things that I can think of that bring me as much joy. I’m not kidding, it’s a problem I might have to talk about some day, professionally. But to see just sheer terror on a teenagers face just brings me so much gratification. I feel bad sometimes… But it’s so much fun!"
Which I-I have, of course… a bed. And a home.
Your sister is bread because of you.
she returned from the mountain golden brown
she said that YOU had baked her heart!
her skin turned to crust! her hair turned wheat!
Ovendelle’s in deep
Love is an open oven door.
I wish i could contribute a good comment to this but…im done
but what if Ellen Degeneres and Neil Patrick Harris hosted an award show together
I’m like 90% sure no actual awarding would be done because they’d constantly be trying to ride off each others bit and it would turn into like a three hour comedy skit
and it would still be the greatest Oscars
Chris Hemsworth for Details Magazine